Adopt a Goblin
Meet your very own chaotic little vault-goblin. Give them a name, poke them, and see how they react. This is the prototype lab goblin that will eventually power the full Adopt-a-Goblin program.
Goblin Progression Lab
Level up your experimental goblin with snacks, chaos, and highly questionable science.
Neutral – observing surroundings
Lv. 1 • XP 0
Lab Goblin
Loyal Gobbo
Caretaker: Unassigned (that’s you)
EA
Hunger80
Energy80
Chaos35
Snack pantry: 10/10
Snack packs: 1
Total pokes: 0
Last interaction: 01:01 PM
Unlocked abilities
Level up to unlock goblin abilities. Side effects may include explosions, shin theft, and emotional attachment.
Achievements (0)
No formal goblin-care certifications yet. Keep poking.
This Goblin Engine v2 panel is wired to your progression types. Later we can hook this into the full Adopt-a-Goblin flow and issue certificates, pet approvals, and legal disclaimers about missing socks.
Freedom Mode (experimental) – let the goblin roam around the desk scene.